Since this is on my mind…
I’ve realized that I’m in love with one of my best friends and it sucks.
Ugh.

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

(via catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce)

malus7493:

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

FUCK

(via ghost--cats)

gaytectives:

i dont want gender i want wings and the ability to breathe fire

(Source: gaytectivesinactive, via lets-who-says-stuff)