"I hope she’s a lesbian."

Me (about every cute girl ever)

(Source: hero-in-disguise, via atelophilic)

Hey, may I ask you a question about a boy you dated?(nikolai)

I don’t know how old this question is, but sure ?


there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via relahvant)

"My body literally aches at the thought of never seeing you again."


i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via relahvant)


Where are the people that like average, slightly ugly girls at? Like holla at cha girl. Get at me.

(via my-daily-metamorphosis)


um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

(Source: flyinq-bird, via atelophilic)