luxio: tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
turngay-gethead: this is a psa social anxiety is: a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations it is not: being a loner and/or not having too many friends thank you
thatisnotwhatpeoplecallme: 5ooyearsofwinter: So Maybe if i get 200 notes on here my aunt will let me have a cell phone again soooo please get this notes omg, i am begging i hate having to go on tumblr in public this is my phone right now, and omg i has limited minutes it’s a ‘tracfone’ please help me so reblog and shit.. omg i feel u man i had piece of shit phone like you and imma help...
bitterassfandom: itsbrotherfuckingwincest: what even is my blog anymore what are my fandoms who am i remember who you are
insomniacreatesart: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers There’s a fandom for that?
morristibbs: claudemanlystonehands: healterskeltergirl: tinglife: afuckingbowlofsoup: silverslices: Everyone’s got a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin. #I’m the gay cousin I’m the gay cousin Nnnno…but I got a gay uncle. Does that count? Also on the gay uncle train here. hello i too have a gay uncle
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
allons-ydraco: whatafuckinfamilypicture: osobigbear: women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with. boycott humanity Best post in the universe
☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
bad-wolf-of-baskerville: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
thsmiths: i asked my brother if he’d ever loved any of his girlfriends and he said “no, the only girl i’ve ever loved was hope” hope was our guinea pig
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors except then the job of the decoy got popular like, really popular like… worryingly popular? reports said that the decoys...
To those who won't hear this:
wristsareforbracelets: Good morning, I love you. Have a good day. Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you. Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.
fabercastiel: people who randomly promo you
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for?
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if...
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am
i-o-u-a-fall: so when i went to a museum the other day there was this on the office window of the biology room and this is the first one i see
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
chikixyuu: don’t do drugs. do me do drugs and me. do drugs with me. and then do me.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
freddybenson: freddybenson: im home alone what should i do
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
maths-sucks: h0odrich: someone was just born I hope they’re hot